April 23, 2014

(Source: saranna2195, via lanternofgallifrey)

April 23, 2014

sabriel-destiel-life asked: I can call you mom right? Isn't a good thing you might be having another kid?

Admin: Yes, it is but the thing is Balthy is having a kid, Gabe jsut had another baby, and well, yes you can call me Mom, but I make a big deal about no more animals and no more babies but no one listens to me.

April 23, 2014

Anonymous asked: *Gives an exasperated sigh* for the love of Grandad, Mary... put that down before you hurt yourself. Girls? a little help settling her down? -Aindri

Mary: What? I needed a weapon so I borrowed Daddy’s archangel blade. 

April 23, 2014

sabriel-destiel-life asked: I like to write... I don't think I'm very good, but it's something... I also love taking photos... Do you have any idea who my other parent could be?

Lucifer: Well, *looks at the Admin* Um…there’s a long list to be honest and I ahve no idea.

April 23, 2014

Anonymous asked: *turns roxie into a angsty teenager* Hahaha! Sorry I was bored. -Arvilla

Roxanne: Mom! Will you please tell Mary to stop stealing my Goddamn clothes!

Admin: Watch your mouth!

April 23, 2014

melanietenshi asked: Okay well it didn't seem so bad when I wrote it. I told me mum about the notes it got and she's like "impressive" XD

People still read it btw! I have read it twice now and keep rereading it. You are great at breaking my heart

April 23, 2014

Anonymous asked: -Now 6ft7- you're right dad. I am the Prince. And Princes are spoiled rotten arseholes soo I think I'm doing great *turns dad into a clownfish* -Luke *sighs and walks out the front door, slamming it behind her* -Yuki

Admin: Oh please let me go Madea on his ass.

April 23, 2014

Anonymous asked: *looks at admin stepping in front of Benny.* lets not be hasty now Jess I am 85% sure that I am not pregnant and cutting off Benny's head wouldn't help anything if I was. * holds Benny's hand* please don't hurt Benny Jess please I know your better than that. -Freefall

Admin: Fine! Bad enough Balthy just knocked someone up! I’m a dumbass!

Benny: Why? 

Admin: I think I’m pregnant again!

April 23, 2014

ohdeargodwhateven asked: HELLO YES I AM IN NEED OF COMFORT I JUST WATCHED STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS PLEASE HELP.

Okay, let’s begin with:

OH MY GOD BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS SO HOT WHEN HE’S VIOLENT I LOVE KHAN KIRK AND SPOCK ARE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER I CRIED LIKE A FUCKING BABY AND I LOVE CAROL AND UHURA AND SWEET GOD BONES IS AWESOME AND OH THE CRYING I DID ALL FUCKING DURING IT AND TO MAKE IT WORSE I NEARLY JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE WHEN PIKE DIED AND SWEET BABY JESUS KIRK IS SEXY AND KHAN IS SEXY AND BONE SIS SEXY AND SULU IS BADASS AND CHEKOV IS MY BABY! HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries and holds you tightly* 

April 23, 2014
Gonna answer a few more and then I’m off. I have to go to work really early tomorrow